Saturday, May 12, 2012

This Time I'm Ready, Bitches...

Tomorrow is Mother's Day, the busiest restaurant day of the year, also known as The Day from Hell, Forget About a Smoke and/or Piss Break Day, and Run Your Ass Off Day. This time I am bringing a Mother's Day survival kit. Included in my kit:

1 Transdermal Nicotine Patch
1 16 oz. Rockstar Energy Drink (0 carb, blue can)
1 20 oz. Quadruple Shot Skinny French Vanilla Latte (to be procured @ my drive-thru coffee kiosk on the way to work)
1 Pair Old Navy flip-flops, in purple (to be changed into immediately after my shift)
1 Pack Camel 99's Full Flavor (to be smoked immediately after my shift)
1 Six Pack Hornby's Hard Cider (to be consumed immediately after my arrival home from work)

Bring it on, motherbitches, this time I am ready for you!

5 comments:

  1. HAHAHAHAH this made me laugh. did your survival kit work for you this year??

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    1. Hey, Catherine. I survived the day, made great tips, and didn't have any nicotine fits. The kit worked! LOL Next year I am adding gel inserts for my shoes, tho! :-)

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  2. Hey lady. For the record, I am the Harry you were talking shit about on the Bitchy Waiter Blog. . What you don't know about me is I am a 25 year, career Waiter and the son of a 50 year career Waitress. Maybe you should know what the fuck you are talking about for a minute before you go off. He is a fucking hack and all he does is boring bitching about his job and his free meals. My comment was directed at his dismay over a free meal of fried chicken and mashed potatoes. In my whole career I have worked at two places that actually offered us a free meal. I am sure you know that most places don't, and what the fuck is wrong with fried chicken? If he is such a bad server that he is still serving kids chicken strips for lunch instead of working at a quality establishment then too bad. You don't know what the fuck you are talking about. You actually call yourself a server? what the fuck is that? I am a Professional Waiter. I wait on people, serving is a part of it, but its much much more. Anyway, keep serving sides of ranch with that shit you call food, and make sure the truckers you call quests get to take a shit before they leave. Oh, and fuck you cunt and have a nice day.

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    1. Thanks, Harry. My first hater comment. I have arrived in the blogosphere.

      A server is a person who serves food to other people in a restaurant environment. It is a general term that includes waitresses and waiters. Call it what you want, work where you want, your job and mine are essentially the same.

      I am proud of what I do, I enjoy my job and love my trucker customers. My family includes truckers, and I am proud of them, too. If you own it, eat it, or use it a trucker delivered it. And I would wait on them any day over a pretentious someone like you.

      And I love me some fried chicken, dipped in ranch dressing.

      Thank you for your comment and confirming my suspicions about what a truly charming individual you must be. Love the name calling. Cunt? Really classy.

      Good day, sir!

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