Tomorrow is Mother's Day, the busiest restaurant day of the year, also known as The Day from Hell, Forget About a Smoke and/or Piss Break Day, and Run Your Ass Off Day. This time I am bringing a Mother's Day survival kit. Included in my kit:
1 Transdermal Nicotine Patch
1 16 oz. Rockstar Energy Drink (0 carb, blue can)
1 20 oz. Quadruple Shot Skinny French Vanilla Latte (to be procured @ my drive-thru coffee kiosk on the way to work)
1 Pair Old Navy flip-flops, in purple (to be changed into immediately after my shift)
1 Pack Camel 99's Full Flavor (to be smoked immediately after my shift)
1 Six Pack Hornby's Hard Cider (to be consumed immediately after my arrival home from work)
Bring it on, motherbitches, this time I am ready for you!
One year off after high school to find out what I wanted to study turned into nearly 15 years as a server. These are my stories (and bitching, whining, ranting and raving).
Showing posts with label Prepared. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Prepared. Show all posts
Saturday, May 12, 2012
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)